I don't even know

say what you will about grace chastity taking up the worship of five eldritch demon-gods and devouring the souls of everyone she deems impure but at least she's nice to bill woodward at church

In a sense, it doesn’t matter how ridiculous it sounds to think Pepsi would genuinely honour that. Pepsi said that they would, therefore they have to, or else they’re guilty of false advertising. Companies can’t be allowed to say whatever they want in adverts, and when asked to pony up pull “it was just a joke, bro”. To use a slightly less ridiculous example, Fallout 76. One of the preorder editions can with a canvas backpack. But when they finally shipped, the durable canvas backpacks somehow became flimsy nylon. Complaints to publisher Bethesda got the response that the canvas version advertised was a prototype that was too expensive to make, so they handed out the cheap imitations instead. It took like two years in the courts for Bethesda to give people what they actually pay for. And they won because advertising law says you have to deliver on what you promise, even if it’s a Harrier jet. Introducing any level of “it’s just a joke” makes that effectively meaningless.

lautski “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” but pete is the bad bitch in question

do ai bros just not engage with any media ever

I love hatchet town because it’s like “hey yknow Bryce? How she’s been playing all these background characters??? Yeah what if we revealed she was a god damn fucking powerhouse and then you just have to sit through the rest of the musical like you didn’t just ascend to heaven and come back again :D”