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"mOnEy WoN't SoLvE aLL yOuR pRoBLeMs" speak for urself $5000 would heal me

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

The reason I basically never make a multigenerational house in the sims 4 is that repeatedly telling sims to fucking feed their babies already is so annoying

happy avocado day y'all

They put my pirate ship in a bottle. This sucks, I can't sail anywhere now.

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

"why do you want to gossip with the girls?" why do i want to learn from the poets, the writers, the thinkers, the scientists, the mathematicians, the intuitive, and the philosophers? is that what you're asking me?

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.