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JD, when he realizes his phone isn’t working: [frantically pacing around in circles] Oh, my God. Oh my god, we’re so screwed! How am I gonna get to Veronica?!
Heather Duke: A minute ago you said you didn’t want to need her.
JD: [in a borderline anxiety attack] That was when I knew I could get her — now that I can’t get her, I need her!!!
Heather Duke, groaning: Ugh, you and your messy relationships. Me and Heather, we’re like this. [crosses fingers]
JD: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HEATHER!
Veronica: Good God…
JD: If God existed, wouldn’t this be proof He wasn’t good at all?
JD: Well, we bought a freezer to keep bodies in, so, that’s done…
Veronica: All we need now is someone who’s evil, deserving, won’t be missed and is under 18 cubic feet.
JD, immediately: We’re not killing my father.
Veronica: I wasn’t suggesting that, but it’s so interesting that’s where your mind went.
“Woah… I feel really super lightheaded. Except I think my head is pretty dark inside, so I guess I feel darkheaded.”
–Kurt, to Ram after cow tipping
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Heather McNamara: I see. When JD eschews logic and makes decisions emotionally, it’s problematic. But when you do, it’s valid.
Veronica: NO! Maybe. My gut is smarter than his gut!
JD: Did you hook up with Heather Duke? I won't be mad, I'll be confused.
Veronica:
JD: Just checking.
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Veronica, trying to get Heather Duke and Heather McNamara to be nice to each other: Heather, can you name something about Heather that you appreciate?
Heather Duke: Well… She has taught me a lot about how to deflect blame, and that’s… that’s come in handy.
Veronica: Jesus, what happened to your hand?
JD: Oh! [after throwing a temper tantrum in his (theoretical) car, realizing his knuckles are bleeding and bruised] Uh, nothing, I just… Uh… I beat up my dashboard a little bit…
Veronica: That motherfucking thing had it coming.
JD: [chuckles]
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Heather McNamara: Has anyone seen Heather?
Heather Duke: No.
Country Club Courtney: No.
JD: Not since I brutally murdered her ten minutes ago, no.
Everyone else:
JD: What? Does that count? I guess that counts.
JD, to Veronica: Oooooh, gray areas! My specialty!
Veronica, post-Heathers: What was that about? You wanna tell me? Are you having a mental issue? [lowering her voice] Did you kill someone?
Heather Duke: Oh my god, seriously? Come on. No, I did not kill somebody. If I killed somebody I’d play it cool, move to Mexico, start a band.
JD: Veronica thinks that God has a higher purpose for me.
Heather Duke: I don’t think anything good will come from you believing you’re a gift from god.
Ram: It’s called “carpe diem,” Veronica. Look it up.
Veronica: You look it up! You don’t even know what it means.
Ram: That’s because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carping all them diems.
Kurt: [fistbumps Ram]
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JD: This is not the time to take some moral high ground!
Veronica: You know, I only seem to be faced with these extreme moral choices when I am with you.
JD: Exciting, right?
Veronica: My point is, we have to help her! She's a member of this team!
Heather Duke: See, now, that’s where our views seem to diverge. I tend to see Heather McNamara more as an obstacle that this team overcomes on a regular basis.