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Heather D: Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you JD: Haters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing too loud”) Veronica: How do you draw too loud? JD: Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational
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Big Bud: Why do you keep giving all the cases to these other guys? Clerk: Because they're experienced professional bounty hunters. You're just some deluded demolition guy who took a four-hour course, learned a few choke holds, and got a hat. Big Bud: Hm. You are familiar with my credentials, yet you still refuse to give me a case?
Mrs. Fleming: All I'm hearing is "help, help, help, need, need, need". And yet Jason Dean, one of our most unstable students, he never complains. What is your secret, Jason?
JD: Knowing there's not much you can do, Mrs. Fleming.
Mrs. Fleming: So understanding!
Martha: Mrs. Fleming has a...unique take on her job.
Veronica: She's bad at her job. What's unique is that she's bad at her job.
Mrs. Fleming: What do you all think of this little film crew I brought in here?
Principal Gowan: Distracting, makes our jobs harder.
Mrs. Fleming: But exciting. We're about to be on TV!
Veronica: Because they are covering underfunded, poorly managed public schools in America.
Mrs. Fleming: No press is bad press, Veronica.
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Veronica: *Ripping off wallpaper*
Mrs. Fleming: Veronica, what are you doing?
Veronica: Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction that JD's absence has left in our hearts.
Veronica: *trips Peter Dawson*
Mrs. Fleming: That's sweet, honey.
Kurt: Hey, Heather, would you say my new chin beard is working?
Heather C:...It's working in terms of keeping me a lesbian.
Mrs. Sawyer: All you do is just lay there on the couch staring at that stupid TV. One dumb rerun after another.
Veronica: And I do it as well as any man.
How many times do I have to say this? A woman can do everything a man can do except enjoy the films of Todd Phillips.
Heather D
The feeling I'm doing is sad. And not a beautiful sad, like the last day of summer. It's an ugly sad, like when my mom told me I had to put down my dog. Actually, no, it's even worse than putting down my dog because I got to pick her back up again after I finished my dinner.
Ram
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Ghost Heather, to Veronica: Well, if it isn't the cursed one!
Ghost Heather: How's that curse I cursed you with, Curse-ty?
Heather D: This is my dog, Hillary Clinton. We rescued her.
Ram: From a breeder.
Heather D: Shut it, Ram!
JD: Who has four toothbrushes, like Bill Gates or something?
Store Employee: No, that’s like, for a family.
JD: Family? Like, a whole family and their toothbrushes all together? Two slots for the parent toothbrushes and two slots for their kids?
Store Employee: Yup.
JD: So the parent toothbrushes can be close to the kid toothbrushes and watch over them and they can talk about their toothbrush feelings and they can hold their little toothbrush hands when they’re sad and make sure no harm ever comes to their little bristles?
Store Employee: Sure…
I'm fine! I used up a perfectly good pants-wetting for that!
Kurt
I thought you were in Hell!
Veronica to Ghost!Heather C
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Yes, I did steal it off the Gallery. But Heather Chandler steals childhoods, so who's the real criminal here?
JD playing The Sims 4
Heather Mac: Ever since you beat up Veronica's boyfriend, you've been so happy. It's nice to see an emotional range with you for a change.
Heather C: I have range.
Heather Mac: Oh, you do? When was the last time you cried, Heather? At the end of Fatal Attraction?
Heather C: Yes, as a matter of fact, it was. When the protagonist, Alex Winters, as portrayed by Glenn Close, was senselessly gunned down.
Heather Mac: Glenn Close's character definitely wasn't the protagonist in that film, and you thinking that displays a very serious misunderstanding of the movie and life in general.