never not thinking about Poison Jr

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

a week with no things would fix me

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

[id: two photos of a green teapot with tree trunks in many layers on one side, with holes cut between them and the green on top textured so it looks like a forest. From one view, looking closely, the green pot behind the trunks is barely visible.]/end id.

btw this frog is ok, theres a very small cricket under his face he’s trying to get and he’s failing and angry about it

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Shifting like I'm shifting and fhardding

The most useful thing you can do for the cause of human rights is to have protracted hyperagressivel internet arguments over the exact language used to describe things you both already agree on.

i miss the math that was like x+9=18 like yea girl its 9

consider yourselves microwave safe