A cat, a bunny, a penguin and a baby lion

as per my last cutscene dialogue,

and plot twist at the end: the health inspector is actually controlled by an evil rat that wants revenge for like losing a cooking show or whatever

That evil rat is, somehow, a metaphor for racism.

the evil rat's backstory is actually that his mother was pushed off a cliff by chefs

and there’s a gordon ramsey rat

there's a girl rat love interest with chest lumps where human breasts would be and some really long eyelashes

She somehow still has the Disney 3d animated generic girl face

You fools, it's a Pixar movie, that rat wouldn't have chest lumps. She would have rat hips that would make Butch Hartman weep with envy and horny self-loathing.

"stop post+ from happening fill out this survey sign this petition do a log out protest" listen ive been here since 2011 that's not how anything on this website works. whether or not you do these things post+ will stay, make little to no money for the website bc nobody uses it except self-important funnyman bloggers and instagram influencer wannabees, and slowly degrade as lack of maintinence from an underpaid staff brings it to complete obsolescence. Let nature run her course 😌

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

sorry theres not a single person on this website id pay to follow idc if we’ve been mutuals for six years, if you put up a paywall we’re done

How do you watch the richest man on Earth go to space for 10 minutes of his own amusement while using more CO2 than a billion people in a year instead of idk helping fight climate change or poverty and not immediately radicalize yourself

i'm so sick of smooth brain "thinkers" saying "ohh immortality would be the worst being immortal would be awful" "your brain would fill up and you wouldn't be able to process or remember anything anymore and everyone would get old around you" like bro i'm 22 and it's already like that but at least i can go touch the wires in nuclear reactors

i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either

That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you

“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on

self aware unreliable narrator

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar