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All my posts are "okay to reblog" btw. If it doesnt have any reblogs thats probably because it, um, sucked and nobody liked it

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Moving house tomorrow

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

oh captain #mycaptain

about to do an insane drinking game. anytime anyone in mash drinks alcohol i have to chug a smirnoff ice. wish me luck.

my shoes are full of water

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!