Siv's Workshop

Oh by the way if you use they/them for someone who has explicitly told you not to, it's still misgendering even if you think you're being woke about it

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

If I was a writer I'd write blatantly incorrect details about real-life stuff on purpose just to annoy people. Shit like reloading a revolver with a magazine or describing bourbon as "sweet and minty"

ok but thats not at all what bourbon tastes like. i dont think you'd be a good author.

well if that isn't what it tastes like why did I write it then

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

Stopped dressing as femme and instead kind of like a douchebag and now women are throwing it at me