Ian

tumblr is upstart (bad)

My wife: Every latin american country deserves to win, except for Argentina

Woah if you drag around the "new post" button on the app it becomes a little snake

it's neat that they focused on the new post snake instead of things like group chats or timestamps on posts

i'm going to put a metal sounding rod in and get an MRI machine to suck me from the back

I love mixing standard and metric units. give me grams per square inch. give me torque measurements in meter-pounds. let's get nutty with it

"a child's school lunch debt" is a string of words that should instantly radicalize anyone, burning through the fog of bullshit like a ten quadrillion-candlepower spotlight. and yet...

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

"theyre not even the main character" to YOU. to me theyre holding this whole shitshow together tbh !

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?