Sivad's Museum of Wonder & Perplexity

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves

you know what i fucking hate? beyond all belief? people who see real actual vintage pizzeria animatronics and decide to make jokes about them being haunted or fucking "fnaf irl" or some bullshit. like i love fnaf. do not get me wrong. but shit like that is a big part the reason animatronics outside of expensive theme parks are so scarce nowadays (and often barely cared for where they do exist!) and as someone obsessed with animatronics. oh my gods. enrages me to my core. respect real animatronics not everything has to be horror these are literally just cool tech and also funky little guys