One must imagine Sisyphus happy

hey, i saw you across the bar and--

affected by the following status conditions:

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Necromancer who’s “spellbook” is the head of their lich teacher. The head is still animate and just tells them the spells.

The element of Surprise, found in nature as the semi-pure Surprisium, has been crafted into an alloy in this blade. It will always catch a foe off-guard but, alas, every time you draw it you will also be shocked to suddenly be holding a sword.

Oh, I always thought this was the element of surprise:

The digestive systems of the gods are absolutely 100% efficient, every single atom they consume is used

Threatening to shit someone's pants:

a seal that, when sufficiently stressed, detonates violently and rains down explosive chunks of blubber across a 20-meter radius.

have a game where if a pc dies whatever killed them replaces them as a party member even a trap or a fall

Rocks fall, everyone... uh...