brainrotted

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

The humble goby.

Goby as well!!! Brilliant, I always did figure out that if I was a fish I would probably be a sand goby. Laying on the sandy bottom and watching upwards at the dancing of the waves.

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

Zenith insurgence

no

counterpoint: taen insurgence

no. jaern insurgence.

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

@siruswhack the humble stomps has broken the mold!

That feeling when you need to yap to someone about ur ocs but you can't.