who yells

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.