just a normal, everyday pervert

there is so much pain and suffering in the world but there is also 80s new wave. remember this

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

what yaoi cocaine was stephen king on and where can i get it

Not my circus, not my monkeys. In fact I'm pretty sure those monkeys only answer to Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life