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Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

Lmfao we’ve run out of money for food and we’re out of the country until the 18th. Excellent planning, mother. Hope your last ditch attempt to pray my gay away is worth us starving to death in Mecca.

Anything helps!!

I’ve gotten a handful of generous donations, but this is still far from something that can sustain us until the 18th. Please don’t assume a lot of notes directly translates to a lot of donations. Thank you so much for signalboosting, if you can donate anything, please consider doing so!! Thank you!!!

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

people really out here drinking room temperature water? pathetic

send random shit to my inbox (asks, submissions, etc.) just whatever, i’m super bored

I love these so much

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students

vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers