Fishey Thoughts

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My buddy just got purchased by the girl with pigtails from Pixars finding nemo

During my studies of human culture I noticed humans wiggle hands too great each other? This phenomena is called "hand shaking."

Us fish do not great each other with handshakes or hugs. We instead grow legs and begin walking on land as a show of strength.

Sometimes I ask, why are there no other fish here? Then I remember I am a Fish living in a material world. Then I don't care as much. I am a material Fish.

Blub, blub-blub blub. Blubbity blorp, blub bub :)

Remember, fish are nice and don't say mean things, they are incapable of speech. So be a fish, don't be mean.

Pardon my grammar, I am a fish, and typing with fins is a journey.

Did you know that fish enjoy pebbles as much as humans do? Fish and humans are very much alike. One could even say..... fish are human?

As a fish, I have never seen the movie "Cats" (2019). But, from what I know of the feline animal: they do not walk on two legs... Unless they are becoming stronger. Movie review-- 4/2 legs

I often get made fun of for my fishy stink. I find this offensive, my stench is apart of my personality, and a defense tactic. I want to scare away opponents with this STINK-STANK-STUNK!

My friend Marlin lost his son Nemo on May 30, 2003. Has anyone seen him?? He's the guy in the picture.

Felt cute... might delete later

Jaws the Shark is in my toilet again.. Do you guys know if it's true that "All drains lead to the ocean"? I feel bad flushing him.

Incase anyone was curious how I get my access to Tumblr as a fish. Here is me at my job. I am supposed to be working. Don't tell my boss.