Siren !!!

The reason black writers put “X black reader” isn’t to segregate but INCLUDE because majority of fan fics that have “X reader” are NOT made for all readers. They include tiny descriptions that as a white person you might not notice. But we black fans do.

the blushing

the pulling of straight hair

the easy to bruise skin

It is all very noticeable. So we as black writers use “Black Reader” as a way to create a space for ourselves in the fandom that we all have a right to enjoy.

It is not our jobs to educate you on the very problems that you as readers create. But a lot of us still do.

A Ministry Harmony romance with mystery and thriller: "The Haunting of Everly House" by Rouch.

The Everly House has a dark secret. Muggles who enter, don't always exit. These disappearances caught the attention of the Muggle Protection Division of the International Confederation of Wizards. Suspecting magical foul play, Hermione Granger was assigned each case. Year after year, no cause was found until suddenly, the disappearances stopped. Hermione tried to move on, never forgetting about the cold cases. This Halloween, she'll learn the truth.

Link: AO3 Rating: Mature

Hermione wasn't sure of what to believe in anymore. She had been told stories of the black mist and its hunger. Legends of children who treated their magic like a parasite, until it became one. Tales of violence, darkness and death... But none of them looked like this.

No story was of a boy who couldn't talk, couldn't be touched. No legend was about broken childs with broken bones. No story talked about an old letter carried in shaking fingers.

Hey bayyybee do me a big, dumb, stupid, huge ass favor and buy my book 🥺

I used a random number generator to combine some fictional tropes from my AUs list and my tropes list. Let’s see if you get inspired by them!

Pirate AU x Enemies to lovers

Rockstar AU x Meet ugly

Historical AU x Established relationship

Roommates AU x Accidental child acquisition

Mob/Mafia AU x First meeting

Neighbors AU x Enemy to family/ Enemies team-up

Bookstore AU x 5 times this and 1 time that

Teachers AU x Smut

Ghost AU x Whump

Social Media AU x Fake family

Before we begin I will start with two hesdcanons I agree (u g h) with JK on, but that she does not get credit for.

DISCLAIMER: I fucking hate JK I wish she would shut up forever. Her "representation" deserves to be spit on, her transphobia and antisemitism is inexcusable.

A) Hermione is black. It does not change the story, it's to her own credit. Frizzy hair? Brown eyes? Eugenist, white pureblood assholes like Malfoy think she's ugly? Black Hermione I love you so much!

B) Dumbledore is gay. I know this gets mocked but truthfully I do think he had a thing for Grindelwald. However, I do NOT think it was a "passionate, love relationship" like jk claims. Given the time period in which the two were together, it was more like mutual longing, gradually dissolving into homoerotic enmity.

Now we've got that out of the way, on with the REAL POST.

HARRY POTTER HEADCANONS R*WLING IS NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH

Dean and Seamus were dating, very discreetly. Harry, being an unobservant idiot (affectionate) never noticed.

Pansy Parkinson was a lesbian and her fling with Draco made her realize that

Snape went straight to hell

Harry is bi

Harry is Indian/Rroma (it's why his suburban neighbors view him as a criminal)

Hermione is autistic

So is Newt

Harry became the DADA professor

Albus Severus Potter is a Trans girl and she changes that stupid fucking name what the fuck was Harry thinking

the Trio went and saw Space Jam

DADA Professor Harry Potter-Granger and Guest Lecturer Specialist Healer Hermione Potter-Granger planning their next session. (Now with sparkles!)

Some of the reasons why I ship Harmony… Reblog so other Harmonians and bashers can see

Because she brushed the top of his head and he closed his eyes at her touch.

Because she’s excited that Harry gets to use the Prefect’s Bathroom.

Because Hermione wanted Harry to be a prefect with her.

Because her eyes filled with tears and she beamed at Harry as Bill and Fleur declared their vows “bonded for life

Because Harry thought of Hermione with a grin.

Because she brought him out of his room at Grimmauld Place.

Because Hermione gave Harry his first hug and his first kiss.

Because she did something she never did before and kissed him on the cheek.

Because he dumped his entire bag of Galleons into the fountain thinking of her.

Because Hermione cancelled her skiing trip for Harry.

Because Hermione made the Murtlap essence for Harry after his detention.

Because Harry and Hermione strongly act like James and Lily.

Because they don’t need parallels, but James/Lily would approve.

Because they both know what it’s like coming from muggle upbringing.

Because they are both the only child in their family.

Because Harry and Hermione both have hair problems.

Because they have caring, comfort, and chemistry.

Because Harry and Hermione have friendship, bravery and love.

Because they can communicate without words.

Because Harry and Hermione complement each other.

Because they actually respect one another.

Because these two admire each other.

Because Harry and Hermione move instinctively together.

Because they think on the same level.

Because Harry and Hermione are suited.

Because these two have the same initials.

Because she was the only one who noticed that Harry’s scar was hurting him.

Because she brought him toast and walked with him around the lake.

Because Hermione stayed with Harry when Ron walked out.

Because she went with him to Godric’s Hollow.

Because they polyjuiced into an old married couple holding hands.

Because Hermione conjured a wreath for Harry to place at his parents graves.

Because he catches her before she hits the forest floor.

Because Hermione gives Harry a hug that nearly knocks him flat.

Because time and time again Hermione flings herself at Harry.

Because Hermione always watches Harry’s matches.

Because she goes to all of his Quidditch matches even when they’re fighting.

Because her eyes were blood-shot from crying after Harry’s quidditch accident.

Because she saved Harry from Umbridge’s Cruciatus curse.

Because he saved her from Millicent Bulstrode’s headlock in the Duelling Club.

Because they always save one another when the other is in danger.

Because it was Hermione’s idea for Harry to lead Dumbledore’s Army.

Because Harry’s bleeding hand was wrapped in Hermione’s handkerchief.

Because they traveled back in time, connected by the infinity symbol.

Because they rode on the hippogriff, the symbol of love.

Because they sit alone in the common room when everyone else is in bed.

Because she was disappointed that Harry won’t stay up and knit with her.

Because Hermione thinks Harry is more fanciable than ever.

Because when she told him that, Harry felt the room grow hot.

Because Harry thinks Hermione is jaw-droppingly attractive.

Because she helps him prove the truth to the wizarding world and clear his name.

Because Hermione knew that Harry would never put his name in the goblet.

Because Hermione knows when Harry is lying.

Because Harry loves every present that Hermione gives him.

Because Harry thinks she is better than him.

Because he thinks highly of Hermione.

Because you always think highly of the person that you love.

Because he doesn’t want to disappoint Hermione with low scores.

Because Hermione knows Harry more than anyone else.

Because she knows more about him than he does.

Because Hermione knew all about Harry before she knew him.

Because she sees him as “just Harry” and not the “Boy-Who-Lived.”

Because Hermione calms Harry down.

Because Hermione is the only one willing to deal with an angry Harry.

Because she is also the only one that can properly put Harry in his place.

Because they are able to disagree without calling each other names.

Because they took steps closer to one another as they argued.

Because Harry still put Hermione first while he was with Ginny.

Because Hermione would risk everything for Harry even if she has doubts.

Because she’s always looking out for his heart and his best interests.

Because Harry wants to protect her and also has her best interest at heart.

Because she’s willing to risk their friendship to protect him.

Because Hermione is always willing to help Harry.

Because she’s also willing to break the rules for Harry.

Because Hermione always worries about Harry’s whereabouts.

Because Harry remembered her when no one else did.

Because Harry always has Hermione in his head whevever he is.

Because Harry needs Hermione badly.

Because they talk about each other to their crushes.

Because their dates have been jealous of the Harry/Hermione bond.

Because Harry cut his date with Cho short to meet Hermione.

Because in times of trouble, Harry and hermione reach out for each other.

Because when things get tough, they instinctively cling to each other.

Because a great wizard deserves the brightest witch.

Because Crookshanks loves Harry and not Ron.

Because Harry sides with Hermione over Ron in Half-Blood Prince.

Because Ron needed a book to do what Harry’s been doing subconsciously for six years.

Because “Oh Harry!” is more suitable in bed than “Honestly Ron!”

Because Hermione reminds Rowling of herself and Harry reminds her of her husband.

Because the HP movie producers and the WB constantly promote them.

Because even Regis Philbin, Jonathan Ross, & Steve Kloves wanted it to happen!

Because Hermione Potter sounds way better than Hermione Weasley.

Because their kids won’t look like Ronald McDonald.

Because this ship does not need crappy looking manipulated images.

Because Harry and Hermione make for a more romantic and realistic story.

Because the best things in life are rarely obvious.

Because real love is not a raging flame, but a calm breeze.

Because the best romances come from deep friendship.

Because true friendship is better than bitter diatribe.

Because we actually ship Harry and Hermione despite Emma and Dan.

Because we particularly don’t like getting hit by anvils.

Because who’d want Ginny Weasley when you can have Hermione Granger?

Because we’re not into Harry’s Oedipus complex.

requested by: anons

request: fluffy pregnancy/new baby/new parents prompts

Feel free to use and reblog!

Pregnancy:

#1 - Person A being overly emotional and sensitive due to their pregnancy and Person B comforting them patiently

#2 - Person A being totally oblivious to the fact that they're pregnant (bonus points if Person B has to make them aware of all the obvious signs)

#3 - Person B putting on weight although Person A is actually the one who is pregnant

#4 - thinking about every word they come across as a possible baby name (bonus points if Person B says how absurd Person A's suggestions are but making the most absurd suggestions themself)

#5 - Person A being teased about their weird cravings during pregnancy

#6 - Person B excitedly telling Person A how big the baby in A's belly is every week (like a gummy bear, hamster, mango, etc.)

#7 - Person B being dazzled by Person A's 'pregnancy glow'

#8 - talking to the baby through the belly and telling them how excited they already are

#9 - waking up and thinking how incredible and miraculous it is that they're pregnant and going to have a baby

#10 - thinking about the things that make the time of their pregnancy special and deciding that one day, they'll tell their child about it

Newly parents:

#11 - being repeatedly astonished how tiny the baby is

#12 - relaxing for the first time in days when the baby finally sleeps peacefully for some hours

#13 - Person A watching Person B holding and being engrossed in the baby (bonus points if they've never seen them so soft)

#14 - the baby being visibly excited when one of the parents is entering the room

#15 - Person A making conversation with the baby and speaking both parts (bonus points if Person is shaking their head about with endearment)

#16 - Person B - being usually the stoic one - somehow managing to evoke a laughing fit in the baby

#17 - yet having to learn how to change a diaper

#18 - being unable to stop caressing the baby because "it's so soft!"

#19 - having the baby wear matching clothes with the pet

Harry receives his father's invisibility cloak from Dumbledore in an effort to ingratiate young Harry to the old man. Unfortunately for the headmasters plans, Harry is the Master of Death, evidenced by the Deathly Hallows tattoo appearing on his right shoulder. Unlike the belief that it takes possessing all three Hallows, the MoD is a title granted at birth, not one earned by finding deaths rokens. The cloak immediately recognizes it's master, and begins to teach Harry. The elder wand stops working on Harry, making Dumbledore's manipulations obvious, while the resurrection stone calls to him in his dreams. By the summer after fourth year, Harry is begining to make his own plans along with his secret girlfriend Hermione, who has been with him since they rescued Sirius.

Now as fifth year begins, he starts to weld the power he has been learning, destroying the dementors sent to kill him, restoring the stone and reclaiming the elder wand.

Harry receives his father's invisibility cloak from Dumbledore in an effort to ingratiate young Harry to the old man. Unfortunately for the headmasters plans, Harry is the Master of Death, evidenced by the Deathly Hallows tattoo appearing on his right shoulder. Unlike the belief that it takes possessing all three Hallows, the MoD is a title granted at birth, not one earned by finding deaths rokens. The cloak immediately recognizes it's master, and begins to teach Harry. The elder wand stops working on Harry, making Dumbledore's manipulations obvious, while the resurrection stone calls to him in his dreams. By the summer after fourth year, Harry is begining to make his own plans along with his secret girlfriend Hermione, who has been with him since they rescued Sirius.

Now as fifth year begins, he starts to weld the power he has been learning, destroying the dementors sent to kill him, restoring the stone and reclaiming the elder wand.