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OP you left out the best one

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Wake up babe, new life-hacks just dropped
See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.
These could be Douglas Adams quotes.
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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Writing advice from my uni teachers:
If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.
Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.
Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.
Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.
This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.
BELDAM IS NOW TRANSPHOBIC IN THE ENGLISH LOCALIZATION
THIS MEANS VIVIAN'S TRANSNESS IS CANON IN ENGLISH FOR THE FIRST TIME
WE WON
I never thought I'd be happy for a game to include transphobia in it, but here we are I guess
I have to admit, "keeping Vivian trans in the localization would mean also having to keep Beldam's transphobia in there" was one of things I always felt a bit weird about when it came to wanting a more accurate TTYD localization, but then a trans friend of mine pointed out this means there is now a boss fight in a Mario game where you get to beat up a TERF, and realizing that made me feel a lot better.
I want to preface this by saying that I am not from Gaza. I am from Mexico. I know how messed up things are over there right now, so if you want to donate to only one thing, look for a good Gaza support group and give them money.
This is the first time I do this. It took me some time to evaluate my options, but I am out of them. I am in a serious financial problem, as the last few months I haven't been able to get more money/another job to compliment my current job (48 hours a week), and because that job consumes so much of my week -I only have most of Wednesday and Thursday as my 'free days'- I haven't been able to find another job or improve my situation. I've also used up the little money I had saved and I need to pay my credit card so as to not generate interest, otherwise I know it'll be an uphill battle in the next couple of months. I have currently stabilized my situation (regarding my rent, food, etc.), cutting any and all unnecessary purchases, and downgrading my groceries until things improve.
One of the reasons I was hesitant to do this is because I'm just a guy on the internet. I don't post art anymore, nor stories as I used to, so people just know me from my political posts/shares. Also, I think the majority of people are going through a horrid time (like I am), so... "who am I to ask for help?" At least that's what I kept asking myself before taking the decision of making this post. I don't know if anybody will read this, much less help me, but I wanted to try nonetheless.
Anyways, I'm asking for donations to help me pay my card. I am able to pay part of it with my next payment (on May 20th), but I'm left with around $352 USD left (around 6k pesos). If you can donate a couple of dollars, I would be eternally thankful. My goal is to cover the debt, but the next best thing would be to just pay as much of it to reduce the interests. Again, whatever you can send is really appreciated. Paypal: [email protected]
If you can't, or don't want to donate, please reblog this post. I would thank you so much for that.
*I will keep a daily update if people donate. I won't share their info or anything, just the amount of debt that has been covered.
My cartoon for this weekend’s @guardian books
Still obsessed with Arthur Conan Doyle’s letter to Bram Stoker gushing about how wonderful a book Dracula is, but particularly how it makes such a good template for leaving fic comments, so I’m gonna to a BREAKDOWN:
Just say you loved reading it - “I am sure that you will not think it an impertinence if I write to tell you how very much I have enjoyed reading Dracula.”
Comment on a detail of the craft or structure that impressed you - “It is really wonderful how with so much exciting interest over so long a book there is never an anticlimax.“
Comment on how it emotionally affected you - “It holds you from the very start and grows more and more engrossing until it is quite painfully vivid.”
SHARE YOUR BLORBO FEELINGS - “The old Professor is most excellent and so are the two girls.”
Show appreciation for them as an author - “I congratulate you with all my heart for having written so fine a book.”
Next time you don’t know what to say on a fic you enjoyed, just use the ACD method~

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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
Time to take this post entirely too seriously:
I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.
When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.
me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life
forever weed brownie part 2: the second one
faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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furious that i am not a playable character in this game
Enormously relieved that I am not a playable character in this game.
I like Ink Drinker.