I Find This Humerus

ideal relationship dynamic is space heater butch and always cold femme

the brain is, in fact, capable of going “that scary outcome is very unlikely” when asked BUT will not always do it automatically.  and you can’t ask the part of the brain that’s like “HERE’S A SCENARIO YOU FEAR” because its answer will always be “THIS WILL AND MUST HAPPEN BECAUSE IT IS SO SCARY”.  u gotta ask the part that actually knows there’s only a fuckin,,, 0.1% chance of there being an axe murderer in your shower, or whatever.

Yes I’m a gay man. Yes I have no interior design sense. Yes we exist.

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

the best movie genre is heists where everything goes slightly wrong but in the last 10 minutes they show in flashbacks that actually everything was planned and they meant to break every bone in their body then go to prison or whatever

please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex