Dirt! Dirt! Dirt!

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

Plate of raw lettuce in the break room fridge?

☝️ Coworker is a bunnies

hey, my wraith saw you from across the dungeon and wanted to know if he was cool to touch you with his long-ass skeletal ice finger

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

my ice-cold take is that scully obviously gets more jealous than mulder but he was jealous of both queequeg and God which is kind of a crazy combination