youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

My brother left me alone in his living room with a hockey interview on and I heard the interviewer ask something like 'what went wrong?' And the guy at the mic in the most tired voice just went "...everything" so I looked up to see who was being interviewed and it was a goddamn founding father

Actually, it was $18,000

what if we used to pass to each other for one timers and were always the last two off the ice for warmups but you got traded so now you’re playing against the team you wanted to play on since you were a little kid and did for nearly 10 years and i said i’m not gonna answer anymore questions about you and i didn’t even look at your during warmups but i still timed stepping off the ice with you one last time even if it was on opposite teams and i couldn’t help but look once when i knew you wouldn’t be