[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

oh to be at an irish pub right now

why has every photo of this trial i have seen look like a bunch of high school drama students' attempt at an SNL skit about the alex jones trial.

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

genuinely obsessed w the tiktok sauce debacle happening right now it really harkens back to the fake medicine hucksters of the olden days. I'd say I hope they stop her but if you buy unrefrigerated $20 mystery sauce with a misspelled ingredients list off tiktok you've earned your fate

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

lowkey feeling bad that the kids had to take the heat for this licherally were all subbed 5 mins before penalties started this is so fucked