Green tea and black coffee

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

sugar gliders are so cute

Lmao why does its name make me want to eat it

I have 5. I used to have 6. They’re not edible.

I have questions

To get to the other side

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults

seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life

Exodus 32:4

if i ever become a millionaire the first thing i’ll do once my bank account hits 7 digits is commission iguanamouth to do an unusual hoard of every other unusual hoard shes ever drawn. every single item from every other hoard, no exceptions. i’ll also hire somebody to check and make sure she didnt miss any by making a spreadsheet cataloging each item from each hoard individually and then going over the checklist again and double check the megahoard to make sure she didnt miss any.

This is the best conversation between fan and artist

me in the group chat:

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

Sending all my love to anyone who is hurting today.

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

wish i lived in animal crossing so all i had to do to make money is shake trees and beat the shit out of rocks