The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

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if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

My favorite song gotta be Happy by Farell

Top 5 underrated musicians: Drake ,Taylor Swift, Punished Drake, Ed Sheran, and Chapel Roan

Bruno Mars?

girl youre amazing.... just the way you're 🎼🎵

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

there's this tiktok account where this guy brings his pet cow into the kitchen while he tries to cook and the cow just absolutely demolishes the place eating everything. it's SO stupid. I'm in physical pain from laughing so hard every time he posts a video. I love that dumb cow so much.

they are instituting a new rule in the nfl where before the game can begin the away team has to lay siege to the stadium. yeah apparently the powers that be felt that football wasn't violent enough already. yes, lay siege. as in with howitzers and whatnot.