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when yuna and david ask them if theyâre going to wait until they retire to come out and ilya immediately!!!! turns and LOOKS!!! at shane to hear what he wants THEN!!!! says âprobably yesâbecause he will do ANYTHING shane wants. he is ready to risk it all for him no questions asked he just wants to be with his husband forever
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do we know what airport ilya lands in to go to the cottage? the drive from ottawa is approximately 5hâŚ.
yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.
I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.
âShane are you gayâ this âShane are you gayâ that like idk man it depends
If my schedule lines up with his that week, obviously
I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.
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resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that
âunprofitable platformâ iâm getting rich off the currency of genuine human connection idiot
Sweet summer Shane.
anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanovâs relationship is that theyâre equals and theyâre the only people in the world who could ever be each otherâs equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but theyâre there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!
like ilya spends his entire life being told (by people objectively shittier than he is) that heâs not good enough, heâs lazy, heâs undisciplined, he lets people down. and then he meets the one person who would actually be in a position to assess whether ilya is any of those things, and shane just earnestly looks into his fucking soul and says no, they were wrong. âyouâre an awesome player to watchâ âi donât know that side of you at allâ âthis isnât what this is. me and youâ
and itâs such a fucking tragedy that people are trying to push MyIlya back into a setting where heâs constantly being lectured about his inadequacies by the very person that canonically reminds him all the time that those inadequacies were figments of his dadâs imagination
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grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
yuna getting really lovely, thoughtful, sometimes extravagant mothers day and birthday gifts from ilya never really understanding why hes going through all this effort even if she does appreciate it and thinks hes so so sweet for it all, even after the boys tell her and david about ilyas mother and the irina foundation it doesnt fully click for a while. it only comes together on some random day, ilya has a game later that night and heâs had lunch with yuna and david planned for a while and he shows up with the good vodka david likes and this small package of candies that ilya hands to her very shyly for the first time probably in his life, definitely since shes known him, and he explains with shaking hands that they were his mamaâs favorite, and it was her birthday today.
yuna feels her heart break a little bit when he tells her that she would have been younger than her, maybe too young for how old her children are considering he had an older brother, but he thought about his mama when he was happy in the hollander home, and wanted to share his mamas favorite candy with the woman who was mama to his favorite person in the world. like they got to meet, in a way. and yuna realizes very suddenly that he does the birthdays and mothers days for both her and irina because she is the closest thing he has to a mother, and she looks at him and realizes with it that he is in some ways still 12, finding his mother, and she has never met a little boy so tall and tired when she pulls him into a hug and doesnt let go till david suggests they get inside for lunch.
Since people liked this post of Ilya proving to the internet why Shane is a good partner, letâs have a sequel of Shane doing similar
Ilya is in a depression low and the fact that his hockey persona is still âbiggest assholeâ no matter what he does has been getting to him even if he wonât admit it. So Shane posts a photo compilation titled âEvery Reason Ilya Rozanov Is NHLs Biggest Assholeâ
-âBullies his teammatesâ with a picture of Ilya doing a celebratory fist pump next to Haas with his face in his hands, in front of a tv showing Ilya getting first in Mario Kart
-âBullies his competitorsâ with a picture of Ilya laughing and Scott Hunter looking like he wants to set him on fire with his mind as he holds a birthday card labeled âWoah! You made it to 100!â
-âBullies Hayden Pikeâ with a picture of Ilya and Jackie in the lake doing the Dirty Dancing lift while Hayden stands by with his hands on his hips and glaring
-âStealingâ with a group of pictures of Ilya wearing a Hollander 24 hoodie, wearing the Canadian Olympic fleece, and wearing one of Shaneâs old jerseys
-âDramaticâ with a picture of Ilya in a feather boa at a karaoke night at a gay bar, eyes closed as he is clearly belting out some song
-âTakes jobs away from janitorsâ with a picture of Ilya in an arena post-game and picking up litter people dropped in the hallway
-âBad role model to youthâ with a picture of Ilya and a kid at one of the camps sticking their tongues out at each other
-âChild abuseâ with a picture of Ilya playing paintball with a group of young boys
-âAnimal abuseâ with a picture of Ilya bathing an unhappy Anya in a kiddie pool in the backyard
-âDisturbing local wildlifeâ with a blurry picture of Ilya running away from a Canada goose
-âEncourages cavitiesâ with a picture of Ilya letting trick or treaters take handfuls of candy from a bowl
-âUnfair sales tacticsâ with a picture of Ilya taking pictures with people at a Girl Scout cookie sale table, the table surrounded by a crowd of people waiting and holding cookie boxes
-âTrespassingâ with a picture of Ilya shoveling a neighbors driveway
-âFashion crimesâ with a picture of Ilya in a pink baseball hat, a neon orange tank top, jorts, and neon green crocs
-âNot helpful at puzzlesâ with a picture of Ilya and David in front of a one thousand piece puzzle, both with their faces in their hands, pieces everywhere
-âOnly falls asleep during movies when its his husbands turn to pickâ with a selfie of Shane frowning at the camera and Ilya zonked out asleep on his chest
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Shane accidentally breaks Ilyaâs chain. The two are roughhousing at Shaneâs place when Shane reaches up to grab the back of Ilyaâs neck. His hand slips, his fingers get caught in the chain and it breaks. The necklace falls onto Shaneâs chest and the room falls silent.
âShit! Rozanov, Iâm so sorry. I didnât mean-.â
âI know.â Ilya quickly scoops his motherâs necklace and examines it. He sees that the clasp is broken. He looks up to tell Shane about the clasp thatâs when he notices Shaneâs heavy breathing. Shaneâs hands are trembling and there are tears in his eyes. âHollander, it is okay.â
Shane shakes his head. âNo, Iâve ruined it.â
âHey, it is fine, is just clasp. I broke it before. It is easy fix.â Thatâs a lie. Ilya has never broken his motherâs chain but Shane is on the verge of a panic attack and he needs to calm him down.
âReally?â Shane questions and Ilya nods. âLet me up.â Ilya moves off of Shane and watches as he goes over to his dresser. He looks through a box before going over to Ilya.
âI got this from a brand deal but I donât really wear jewelry. You can use this until the chain gets fixed.â Shane offers Ilya the box. He opens it to find a thin gold chain staring back at him. Ilya carefully takes the cross off the broken chain and threads it onto the one Shane gave him. He asks Shane to put it on him and Shane happily obliges.
If Shane notices that Ilya is still wearing the chain he gifted the next time they hook up, he doesnât mention it.
A little while later...
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Heated Rivalry - Season 1
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