Princess S'Moan

So, there’s a lot y'all don’t know about me. Some things you’re just never gonna no. But let me let you in on this: I am shy as hell, awkward, and this is a post on how to hoe when you’re not a hoe.

Maybe you wanna experiment? Maybe you wanna be a hoe? Maybe you’re ready to hoe but too shy? Maybe you wanna look like a bad bitch? Or maybe you’re a hoe but you’re not but you are but you’re not- either way. I gotchu.

Confidence is key

Of course, the first one I add is on confidence you think. No, but seriously, confidence.

 If you don’t have conidence, fake it till you make it. If you pretend like you’re a bad bitch, you will eventually be a bad bitch.

Change your walk. yes, your walk. There’s a walk that will not only make you look like a bad bitch, but will make you feel like a bad bitch. Shoulders back, head high (? straight basically) and let your boobs lead the way. You want your arms swinging by your side casually and your hips doing it too, make it look casual. So don’t overdo it.

Tell yourself how much you love you every day.

Wear clothes that make you feel sexy. For me it’s a variety of things, but put me in skinny jeans, a tank top, adidas and let me put on some highlighter && I’ll be ready for anything.

Work  on yourself. Improve constantly. Instead of just being upset about your flaws, write them down and figure outhow to solve them. 

Ways to hoe

This all depends and such, but here you go. You may wanna be a sneaky hoe, a cute hoe, a obvious hoe. It doesn’t matter, these should help in some way.  So you can get that ish.

Learn the art of seduction. Seducing is a skill. If you want to seduce someone you should learn it. You can find tons of things online, everywhere. There’s sites with ways to seduce, give blow jobs, eat girls out…etc. Learn. Practice your expressions with random people (not forcing them into anything sexually, yall, just lots of eye contact…etc)  but do it in a way that you seem innocent. Gauge their reactions.

Sexting. Alright, this is for those that want to feel good sexually. This is for the one’s that are too shy to do anything up close and personal, but want to hoe. Or anyone, tbh. Sexting is a very common thing. If you want to sext, do your research. Don’t show your face…etc. You can always fake your confidence with sexting.

Hoeing that isn’t exactly hoeing. Maybe you like the aesthetic but don’t want dick. Maybe you want to wear racy things and flirt, but not fuck. I gotchu. Your goal is to wear something sexy. I mean sexy. Buy lingerie and wear it every chance you get. Mini skirts are your best friend. Flrit with body language, not just words.

Be your best. Be confident. If you want to wear makeup, do it. Girl ya highlighter is poppin.

Clubs & parties. Do I need to explain this one? Fuck who you want, boo!

The other options, are different. I won’t “recommend” them but I also won’t tell you not to do them. I’m not recommending them because of the struggle…etc. I’ve seen off of just this site alone. You could be an escort, a sugar baby, a stripper, a cam girl…etc But if you even consider this shit. Do your fucking research. Be of a legal age. Know what you’re doing before you go into it. And if you do go into it, have fun, baby.

DON’T. TAKE. SHIT.

I mean that. Don’t let ANYONE put you down for what you wear, do, or want to do. You do you. You wear what you want, do what you want, and take what you want. If they try to pull some bullshit, show them that you are a queen.

To look like a bad bitch:

Wear what makes you confident. But here’s some things I’ve just noticed as I see a lot of them or something.  In general:

Get your eyebrows done

Make sure your eyeliner & shadow is matching 

Highliiigghhhttt, highlight, highlight more highlight yes

Matte lips are common

So are glossy lips though

SPARKLE, GLITTER, YES

Chic/baddie/badass clothes

Coconut oil ur hair

Look at all the clear skin posts yall

Shave your legs

Smell good

Thigh high boot/heels are p common

Bbodycon happens a bit

But tbh wear what you wanna weat && love yourself

— (via happyhealthyhoetips)

This is true

Charm: To engage a man and flirt with him in a way where you stroke his ego. Compliments, flirty sass, and sexual body language will bring a man to his knees. Keep in mind that men don’t know for sure that you’re attracted to them they assume it. No matter how cocky he acts, he still craves the ego stroke of your attention. To confirm your attraction under the pretense of flirting, he will put the biggest Kool-Aid smile you’ve ever seen on his face. Walk up to a man, make eye contact, compliment his smile, and give off crazy body language, and magic happens. This man’s brain transforms a woman from a seven to a nine because she’s being nice, showing interest, and filling that insecure hole that all men have. That’s called charm.

Sex Appeal: The thing to focus on is your body, and how the right fashion choices will draw attention in various degrees. Leave something to the imagination, not too much, but enough where you will at least garner some respect. No matter if you’re skinny or fat, small chest with big hips, big tits with no ass, and everything in between—know your body and know what looks good on you. Every time you step out of the house is an opportunity to attract someone who could change your life, so always look your finest. Tricks and sponsors aren’t racing after pussy; they’re looking for a sign that you’re different, that you’re quality, and not someone that the world has sampled. If you expect a man to treat you like a princess, you can’t run around looking like a pauper nor can you go around looking desperate like you stepped out of the brothel. Do I look sexy as fuck today in my messy bun, worn out jeans, and lip gloss? “Yes, I do!” Reach that level mentally, and your sex appeal can’t be touched.

Coolness: Girls want boyfriends, even when they say they don’t. Girls get mad when you don’t call them back, even though they pretend they didn’t notice. Girls get jealous if you show another female attention, even when they claim not to care. What separates Hoes from this typical passive aggressive, relationship lusting variety of woman is that they don’t give a fuck. A man’s biggest fear is commitment, while a woman’s biggest fear is never finding commitment. Hoes win because their cool attitude combined with their charm and sex appeal is Disneyland for dudes. It’s a fantasy world where a guy can relax with a girl who doesn’t pressure him for anything but a good time and doesn’t mind his hand on her thigh. Hoes are worth that price. They aren’t easy sexually, but they are easy emotionally, and that’s the riddle that most women can’t solve.

Discipline: Real Discipline is wanting something, understanding why you conscious and unwavering decision to abstain because you don’t need it. Fake Discipline is wanting something, not fully understanding why you want it so bad, and trying to hold out using willpower to fight the must have feeling. Most men win girls over with basic behavior and minimal courting because the sexual attraction is so strong that it makes them perceive that he’s doing amazing things. A man’s goal is to fuck. He will be nice and sweet. If that does not work, he will ignore then threaten. He will challenge and push away, then try to pull me back. He will act as if sex isn’t important. These are games because his goal is to fuck. DO NOT put yourself in the same room alone with a man you’re extremely attracted to unless you have an easy out.

Date #1: Give him a sample of your personality on the first date. Make sure it is potent. DO NOT go home with him or let him come with you. Be like a perfume sample. Set your price as PRICELESS. The first conversation is free, but the second one costs.

Date #2: Use this date to set your price and show him the level of woman he is pursuing. Go for elegance, not expense. Yelp is your friend. Look for spots operated by well known chefs, which have romantic settings. It should scream “sex” or “sexy.” It should have wine, small portions, and ambient lighting. You need to be showcased. Fuck bowling. You need to establish that you’re the type of girl that dresses like a goddess and needs to be taken places where he can show you off to envious men. For non-dinner dates, look into live music shows or the theater. The idea is to wear sexy dresses, show off your heel game and do hair in a way that was different from the last time he saw it. Also, go where other men will be watching you.

Date #3: Headphone Test – ask him to bring an item that you need and tell him it doesn’t matter what kind. If he shows up empty handed, he doesn’t spend money freely and needs to be cancelled. If he brings a cheap pair, he’s a treater. If he brings a quality pair, he’s a sponsor. Give him a reward after this date. End the date at a reasonable time. Make sure the last image he sees of you is one where he’s hard up after a kiss or worked up after a little fondling.

For celebrities or athletes, pay for every other date during the first month of dating. He will try to compensate by giving you a gift. If he doesn’t try to gift you, cut him off. If he does, proceed as you would with any other mark.

If he tries to pressure you for sex, let him know you have other options. If he vanishes and comes back around, be busy. Miss his call, then text him “I’m out with my friend, I’ll call you tomorrow.” Include a kiss emoji or something cute. But don’t call him. Let him hit you up again randomly. Suddenly remember him as if you forgot him. Let him know you felt him falling back and remind him there are others. This is not about love, this is about establishing value. IF a man pushes, you run. When he pulls back, resist. Never feel as if a man cutting you off is a negative. Men either give up because you’re too complicated or they will stop playing games and do things your way. Say whatever you need to say to check a man.

- I WILL live in luxury 

- I WILL marry rich

- I WILL accomplish my goals

- I WILL exceed all of my expectations

- I WILL be at peace

- I WILL get an SD to agree to a 5k+ allowance

- I WILL find a whale

- I WILL live a comfortable high maintenance lifestyle

- I WILL get the next man to purchase me an expensive bag 

- I WILL meet very well connected and wealthy sponsors during OTC

- I WILL overcome my shyness while freestyling

It’s been a while and I am now 27 its crazy how I look back and see what I use to post. Although, I am a discrete when it comes to my thoughts and struggles i go through.  I plan to impress my creativity and “introspection” on here! This is a great outlet and I have missed it! Adulting  is hard but this should help.  

Motivational

“what do i get after i send”

Abasiophilia: arousal for people with impaired mobility.

Ablutophilia: arousal from showers and baths.

Acomoclitism: sexual arousal from hairless genitalia.

Agalmatophilia: similar to technosexuality; the sexual arousal for mannequins or statues.

Algolagnia : arousal from pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.

Andromimetophilia: attraction to trans-men.

Anililagnia : attraction by young men to older women.

Aptemnophilia/Acrotomophilia : being aroused by amputees.

Archnephilia: Sexual attraction to spiders.

Asphyxiophilia: arousal from asphyxiation or strangulation.

Autagonistophilia: arousal from being on stage or on camera.

Autassassinophilia: arousal from being in life-threatening situations.

Autoandrophilia: arousal for a biological female that imagines herself as a male.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation: arousal from self-induced asphyxiation, often to the point of unconsciousness.

Autogynephilia: arousal for a biological male that imagines himself as a female.

Autonepiophilia: arousal from dressing as (or imagining oneself as) an infant.

Avisodomy: Sexual behavior with birds.

Biastophilia: arousal from the act or thought of raping a non-consenting person.

Catheterophilia: arousal from the thought, act, or watching the usage of a catheter.

Chremastistophilia: arousal from being robbed or held up.

Chronophilia: arousal from having partners of a widely differing chronological age range.

Coprolalia: being turned-on by the use of profanity (i.e. fuck, shit, bitch).

Coprophilia: arousal from scat/feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.

Dacryphilia: arousal from the sight of tears or crying.

Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees.

Doraphilia: arousal caused by leather, skin, or fur.

Emetophilia: sexual arousal from vomit. Also known as Rainbow Play.

Enderacinism: arousal from the act or thought of tearing out sexual organs by the roots.

Erotic Asphyxiation: arousal from asphyxia of oneself or others.

Erotophonophilia: arousal from the thought or act of oneself or others committing murder.

Exhibitionism: arousal from exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without the consent of others or even the one being exposed.

Formicophilia: arousal from being crawled upon and/or bitten by bugs.

Forniphilia: human furniture play.

Frotteurism: arousal from rubbing on a non-consenting person.

Gerontophilia: sexual preference for the elderly.

Gynemimetophilia: attraction to trans-women.

Hebephilia: attraction for early pubescent children.

Hierophilia: arousal from religious/sacred objects.

Homeovestism: the opposite of transvestism; arousal from wearing clothing of one’s own gender.

Hybristophilia: attraction to criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.

Keraunophilia: arousal from thunderstorms.

Kleptophilia: arousal from stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.

Klismaphilia: arousal from the usage of enemas.

Lactophilia: arousal from breast milk.

Liquidophelia: arousal from submerging one’s own genitals into liquid.

Macrophilia: attraction to giants, primarily domination by giant women or men.

Mammaphilia: arousal from breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.

Mechanophilia/Mechaphilia: sexual attraction to cars and/or other large machines.

Menophilia: arousal from menstruation.

Mucophilia: arousal related to mucus (i.e. consuming mucus).

Mysophilia: arousal from dirtiness, soiled, or decaying things.

Narratophilia: arousal from dirty talk, usually with obscene words.

Nasophilia: attraction to noses.

Necrophilia: attraction to corpses.

Oculolinctus: pleasure from licking someone’s eyeball.

Olfactophilia: arousal from smells.

Odaxelagnia: Sexual arousal from biting or being bitten.

Paraphilic Infantilism: attraction to adult baby/diaper lover (AB/DL); similar to autonepiophilia.

Partialism: attraction to specific, non-genital body parts.

Peodeiktophilia: arousal from exposing one’s penis.

Pedovestism: arousal from dressing like a child.

Pictophilia: arousal from pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.

Piquerism: arousal from the thought or act of penetration of another person, most commonly by stabbing or cutting the body with sharp objects.

Podophilia: attraction to feet.

Psychorophilia: arousal from contact with extremely cold objects and/or watching others freeze.

Pygophilia: attraction to the buttocks.

Pyrophilia: arousal from fire or arousal from intercourse with a burning corpse.

Ramenophelia: arousal from rubbing noodles on one’s own or someone else’s genitals.

Raptophilia: arousal from committing rape, consensual or non-consensual.

Retifism: arousal from shoes, feet, heels.

Rhabdophillia: arrousal from being beaten; arousal from punishment.

Sacofricosis: the process of making a hole in one’s pocket to masturbate in public.

Salirophilia: arousal caused by the soiling/dirtying of others.

Somnophilia: arousal from watching other people sleep.

Splanchnophilia: arousal from entrails.

Sthenolagnia: attraction to muscles or displays of strength; muscle worship.

Stigmatophilia: attraction to body piercings and tattoos.

Taphephilia: arousal from being buried alive.

Technosexuality: attraction to robots or people dressed as robots.

Telephone Scatologia: arousal from obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.

Teratophilia: attraction to deformed people.

Textophilia: arousal from certain kinds of textiles, usually from the sensation of it rubbing against an erogenous zone.

Transvestism: arousal from cross-dressing.

Transvestophilia: attraction to a transvestite.

Trichophilia: attraction to hair.

Troilism: watching one’s partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party’s knowledge; also known as cuckoldism.

Urolagnia: arousal from play with urine, particularly in public.

Ursusagalmatophilia: arousal for teddy bears.

Vampirism: arousal from blood play.

Vorarephilia: arousal from the thought or act of devouring others whole or being swallowed whole.

Voyeurism: arousal from watching others while naked or having sex, generally without their knowledge; also known as scopophilia or scoptophilia.

Wet and messy fetish (WAM): often called sploshing; a form of arousal from having food-related substances deliberately and liberally applied to the naked skin, predominantly the face, or to the clothes people are wearing. It is often associated with cake-sitting.

Zoophilia: arousal from the act or thoughts of animals.