Fandom trash

this images all have a particularly russian aura to them

I’m taking notes 

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

Y'all’re working your way towards creating a digital rosetta stone at this point.

so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life

ok this was me when i dropped a meat pie in the kitchen at 2am and for a solid 0.4 seconds i thought “it’s ok i’ll just load my quicksave”

are y’all ok

Edgar Allen Bitch

F. Thot Fitzgerald

Charles Dickens

Tony: I am deeply unsatisfied with all aspects of my life, but I have found a solution called spending every single dollar I have on barbecue potato chips, and so far it is not working.

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning my mental health don’t fucking talk to me