how soon is now?

the cool thing about emails is that if you don't look at them they can't hurt you. if you just don't open your email, the people trying to harm you with the emails can't get you. as long as you don't look, there's no emails.

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles

sensitive white boy found playing dead in the living room for attention

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

they sentenced me to another 2 hours of looking at my phone in bed

I'm like if a girl scared to make decisions had random episodes of impulsivity

i love it when there's a leek in a shopping bag

possibly the best product you could have poking out of your bag, apart from maybe the timeless baguette , both of which round out the aesthetics of the bag & show that you are a true "MarketHead"