FREAKAZOID

Could this have something to do with that flight to some unknown place they took a month or two ago?

thank god they're finally announcing they're not dating

I’m about to go on a three hour drive so if Dan and Phil move during that time I will be doing something drastic and car related.

I should’ve just called out of work sick because WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK IM SO SCARED

Its purple so it is a hard launch pod thing yeah ??. What the fuck

absolutely LOVE that they teased "steamy naked incidents" from their Portugal trip and some kind of payback pictures of Phil for the pod tomorrow and absolutely nobody is talking about it because there are deeper, more sinister things at hand

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*