Madison

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

No one is allowed to use the word “postmodernism” because none of you know what it fucking means

post modernism is when I don’t like stuff

This guy’s got the right idea

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

This would be so helpful if I could actually read

Is this Untitled Goose Game?

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

guys imagine for a second a monster-of-the-week style tv show with the cast of queer eye where they like . just drive around the country hunting monsters. i don’t have a punchline to this but just like, imagine with me.

i’m trying a new thing called activities

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

tell me more

i’ve said too much already

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

listen.... anyone wanna get lost in the woods with me....? meet a talking bluebird? wander through a few pumpkin patches......? maybe idk 😳 uh 😳😳 take a ferry ride down a river while a band of frogs serenade us? its ok u can say no