Am I masc yet?

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

notice how everyones 30 now

This would work on me

Why yes. Yes I would

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed