thanks for nothing

Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything

Aries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you w their bare hands

Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato

Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess

Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers

Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean

Cancer Type One: Really overprotective and cries a lot

Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life

Leo Type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious

Leo Type Two: A lil insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny

Virgo Type One: Super Organized and germaphobe

Virgo Type Two: “Bruh have you seen my bed?”

Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable

Libra Type Two: Netflix Hoe

Scorpio Type One: Super sexy and evil emotional wRECK

Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic assholes

Sagittarius Type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom

Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of doge meme

Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and conservative Republican asshat

Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever

Aquarius Type One: God

Aquarius Type Two: Alien

Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive

nsfw doesnt mean “explicit”, and it also doesnt mean “sexual”

Nsfw means “Not Safe For Work” but I tend to go by

“Would 13 year old me lose computer privileges if my parents saw this over my shoulder” or “Could this get a kid grounded or yelled”

If the answer is yes, I tend to tag it nsfw