fangirling and shitposting

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

okay

what would you ladies like to drink?

orange soda please

i’ll have the strawberry soda

me too, strawberry soda

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

I just got lightheaded from reading this

a lot of people’s trauma symptoms get worse when they’re finally safe