—prove you exist—

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

I most certainly will not.

Fair point

gotta keep em on their toes

i dont know how to deal with this information

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

No matter how much you plan and plot and research and prepare, you’ll never actually feel ready, so you might as well just jump right in and do the thing.

upon rereading this, I feel like I should specify that I was talking about writing and not murder

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy