kidney function is not a right its a privilege

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

*caresses your cheek* your favourite pokemon is scyther.

*maintains a serene expression whilst a thin vein becomes visible across my forehead*

i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!

fujoshis are a protected class under california state law

*Emails you my spore*

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

his website

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭