If Your Gonna Throw Something, Throw That Ass!!!

Her oblivious nature has made it difficult for Azul to muster up enough courage to approach her with the intention of courtship. His insecurities and the what ifs came crashing down on him after his first failed attempt, and the tweels had to drag him back to his feet while explaining that she’s as dense as a brick.

He would do extensive research on how the land people go about courting their love interest, either by surfing the internet, reading the books in the library or consulting Le Chasseur d'Amour himself. Proof of his hard work can be seen in his personal thesis on “How to Court an Oblivious Person”.

Azul would send her a bouquet of her favourite flowers every day, and if she’s allergic to pollen, then he would deliver a box of her favourite desserts - all crafted by his own hand by the way - to her classroom every week. He would also go out of his way to help her while emphasising that his services are for free. If she insists on repaying him however, then why doesn’t she start by acknowledging his love for her?

Jamil notices that Kalim seems more distracted than usual, and he knows exactly why because the dorm leader has been rambling on about a certain female student who has gained notoriety for her obliviousness in NRC. It’s obvious to Jamil that Kalim is crushing hard on her, but he decides to let him figure his feelings out on his own to avoid having unwanted work piled on his plate.

Kalim wouldn’t drop hints like Riddle or be subtle like Leona; he would shamelessly express his love for her by leaving expensive gifts outside of Ramshackle, and even an oblivious person like her wouldn’t have a hard time figuring out that they’re all from him. He would also be more physically affectionate with her - surprising her with a hug from behind whenever he can, making her lean her head on his shoulder when she’s tired, and lending her his cardigan whenever she’s feeling cold.

If she still doesn’t get the “hint” that Kalim has a crush on her, then he’ll host a party and get his dorm members to help him set up a fireworks display that will spell out the words “I LOVE YOU (Y/N)” in the nocturne sky. Kalim is determined to make this the most memorable night for her, so all she needs to do is keep her eyes on him as he shows her a whole new world.

Vil thinks that somebody had cursed him to catch feelings for the most oblivious person in NRC, and that is the beloved prefect of Ramshackle. He’s losing precious sleep thinking about how obvious he needs to be with his advances, because she just can’t seem to get the hint that he’s interested in her.

He has an entire catalogue of wooing one’s love interest thanks to the movies he had starred in, but he prefers to stick to the methods that he’s familiar with and he hopes would get his heartfelt feelings for her across. Unfortunately, she perceives his gestures of doting on her as him acting like the mother friend that exists in all friend groups.

Vil is on the verge of ripping his hair out, and Epel then tells him that he should be more straightforward in his approach. At this point, Vil might as well go with the cliche route of suiting up and standing on Ramshackle’s doorstep with some flowers and a box containing the perfume he had painstakingly made for her, which is exactly what he does. Will she let him have the role of the male lead in her story now?

Idia thinks that she’s similar to the main character of the isekai villainess anime he watched with her the other day. Like the villainess, his crush is completely dense and oblivious to his feelings for her. He would have resigned himself to living as the tragic second lead whose love for the female lead is one-sided if it wasn’t for Ortho’s moral support.

Idia is rather subtle with his hints; he’d invite her over to his dorm more often and not just for gaming nights, offer to upgrade her devices, and he’ll even ask her if she wants a router installed in Ramshackle so that she doesn’t have to use NRC’s terrible WiFi. He would also make an effort to step outside of his room to buy her favourite snacks from Sam’s shop and attend some of his classes in person just to see her smile under the sun.

When Ortho suggests that he be more assertive towards her since she’s not picking up on his feelings at all, he quickly shoots the idea down. Idia believes that he’ll only end up making a fool out of himself if he attempts anything out of his comfort zone, but he accidentally confesses to her after they beat a difficult boss together during a gaming session. Mission failed successfully.

Malleus would find it amusing that she’s oblivious to his advances as it takes him back to their first meeting in front of Ramshackle on that fateful night. He’d take pleasure in her obliviousness and would silence Sebek every time he tries to yell out how the fae prince truly feels about her; the gratifying feeling he’d get from seeing her get flustered after finally realising his intentions of courting her will be worth it in the end.

His way of courtship is quite traditional. He would give small but meaningful gifts every day, walk her to class whenever he can, and invite her over to Diasomnia for a private tea party in which she later parts from Malleus with another gift he had bestowed upon her. In addition, he openly shows his affection for her in front of the other students, and he does this by kissing the back of her hand after escorting her or offering his hand to her when they’re about to walk down the stairs.

When Malleus thinks that it’s finally time for him to lift the veil from her face, he would take her out on a nightly stroll and bring her to his favourite spot on the campus, which so happens to be near Ramshackle. There, he would delicately hold her in his arms like a jewel and profess his love for her directly. He’d be overjoyed if she accepts his confession as that means the happy ending he could only dream of would soon become a reality.

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