sillyhistone

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

the idea of shane seeing troy and ilya together and being like “aww, you found your Hayden :)” and ilya’s like NEVER speak that way about barrett again…