Silly Little Chaos

i love mechanic pencils ... the elegance of a pen and the kindness of a pencil

The sexual tension between me and rewatching a movie that I’ve seen 80,000 times already

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

about to go slay the minotaur of cretes haha lol catch me celebrating like crazy on the ship after this

it's so dark in here

this sucks. i can hear things dripping from the ceiling to the floor. all i have is uhhh a torch a sword and some thread. dude the thread isn't even mine i have to give it back after this. someone remind me to give the thread back lol

wait there's something on the floor over there lol. I'll go check it out be right back

i feel sick

listen i knew. i knew, okay? people died here i knew that but gods. some of the bones even have coins for charon near them. what kind of monster is this

that noise was NOT water.

horns. it has horns. it has a cow's hide on its chest and pale skin on its legs and two feet but it doesn't trot and it doesn't walk. it mouths things silently like it's going to talk but all that comes out is a roar. it doesn't sound like a man it sounds like. like. it hasn't seen me yet. it's eating. what is it eating??????

there's no way i can fight this. i didn't even bring a coin for myself. oh gods. oh gods I'm a coward. I'm a coward

no fuck wait I'm not a coward. none of you would do this okay listen none of you have even seen a minotaur before. I'll tell you what it's fucking like. that thing is taller than me a OH FUCK

I GOT IT i got it i slashed it on the leg and ran away again i got it. i got it oh my gods. I'm out of breath. oh gods

i have to kill it. i have to kill it don't i. even if i manage to find the thread and go all the way back to the entrance they're just going to send me back in. or send someone else in and i don't want it to be someone else. i have to get out of here. have to finish the job

is that. is that crying

who's crying? that's definitely not a roaring sound it's like. it's more like howling? but it sounds like someone else. what the fuck is happening I'm going to go look

oh

his eyes are like mine. i looked out from behind the wall and the minotaur was just kneeling there holding his leg. i looked at the minotaur and he was crying and his eyes were like mine and they were brown. and they were scared.

i can't do this.

i can't. do it. i said i was going to but i don't think I'm strong enough for this. but i have to. fuck

would it be a mercy? has he seen the sun since he was born? has he felt the breeze? has he talked to anyone? held anyone's hand? how can he even cry with the head of a bull?

well. i guess the question is. why shouldn't he cry

my honest to god reaction to hearing about the UnitedHealthcare CEO being murdered was to bust out laughing so hard I almost puked

The "controversies" section on united healthcare wikipedia page is so long that company did SO much fraud and basically straight up bribery of politicians...

Apparently this guy, in spite of a lifetime spent grinding the life out of millions of people for money, was only worth 43 million dollars. He killed all those people and he never even came close to being a billionaire. Kind of pathetic.

the woke media won't tell you this but actually hanging out with your friends is fun and if you do it you will probably stop wanting to cry nonstop