Get that off of me

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias