I HUNGER

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

there’s something so undignified and humiliating about someone shoving cake into your mouth too fast…….spilling crumbs everywhere and belching around huge mouthfuls, feeling your cheeks bulge and your double chin being emphasised…..i want someone to feed me an entire cake and tie me up while they do so to make sure i can’t move away or hide my face when i’m stuffed full of way too much food and looking like a fat overfed greedy mess <3