; and these same thoughts people this little world

the polyamorous sadist would like you all to organize yourselves into a wack-a-mole type arrangement

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

Told a couple of friends about what I'd make my cult like and now they're trying to do elrond husband shit to me

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

a stripper's thong is probably comfy as fuck if you're dollars

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

There's also milk alternative things! I've seen oat, almond, and lactose removed ice cream at the market... There's also carbs baby spaghetti and meatballs and garlic bread 😋😋 a big salad with a ton of dressing and toppings can have more calories than you'd think! I remember the scandal about the McSalads at McDonald's being higher in calories than some of the burgers. But if you're not about swallowing the pills I think they have chewables too. 😊

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

To be clear I walked into the room and she handed it to me not even knowing I've seen the show lol

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

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my new wave grandma Depeche Maude