The funniest thing about the Wicked movies I think is the fact that on paper, they are the absolute pinnacle of queerbaiting — but practically everyone in the cast and crew seem to authentically ship Gelphie so damn hard that they've somehow crossed a threshold which was hitherto unknown to humankind and looped their queerbaiting all the way back around to being top-tier sapphic Art, lmao

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society

Can't forget the corrections that they would add with those overlaid boxes YouTube removed years ago.

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

yeah back in the 1930s

everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

topical :/

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

this post has hoisted me up by the neck and slammed me against a wall hard enough to internally decapitate me

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part