ok next year i have got to get normal

Your man has 4 cavities he's not doing shit about. He hasn't been to the dentist since the last appointment his parents made for him in high school. Your man's dental health is gonna continue on like this. He's a bad long term investment. Not me.

Ya man got tonsil stones the size of corn kernels that he calls his "lil milkies"

tom and jerry is so evil they just torture that cat for no reason that rat deserves to be slain

ah...yes...before you buy these perc 30s you must complete the "Myers brigs" questionnaire

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me

disclaimer revoked i just watched this movie and this was dead on

there should be a club for divorced men to have bad sex with each other