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bumbles such a goofy boy

hes a goof, but also a gentleman 

— さち (@Ginsachi00) July 20, 2017

She jumped up for some pets and decided to sit on my zucchini

He’s hiding.

Head scritches!

he’s nervous about his fire breathing skills! 

The “wings” here are membraneous patagia originating in ornamental soft-tissue flaps attached to initially immobile lateral shoulder spikes. The subdermal musculature and connective tissue underlying the supporting spines became complexified as communication with the display flags grew more sophisticated, eventually resulting in an extraordinarily complex resonant battery of rigid ligaments and tendons attached to a powerful mobile mass of fast-twitch muscles. Employed in increasingly impressive prismatic vibratory (and possibly auditory) mating displays, the patagia were eventually repurposed into a locomotory capacity as the fluid vortices generated by the wings’ high-frequency vibration incidentally produced aerodynamic lift. Countless generations down the road, these animals are now fully functional flyers powered by the high sugar density of their homeworld’s gargantuan flowering plants. A flying/hovering nectarivorous stegosaur converging on a bee or hummingbird. Presumably this animal is native to a planet with a low enough gravity to facilitate its aerial locomotion (which would also work nicely as a rationale for the “Gardenworld” of towering, flowering plants necessary to sustain it).

Neon salesman’s sample case, circa 1935

What do we think about watermelon sets!? I like the way them turned out…little chunks of watermelon lol. And the red has little black glitter inside for the seeds ;)

a drama in five parts

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nick: checks his phone 2cm away from the surface of the water and puts it down literally hanging over the pool’s edge like a demon specifically trying to spite me personally