#givemethebits

game shops are better anyway bc you gotta test roll the d20 a few times and see what numbers you get. higher you want the set. lower you absolutely do not

holy shit which ones

come on dont you want to hear about my genderswap au

my brain glitched and mixed up 'prey' and 'predator' and i was torn between thinking you were Very wrong about cows' place in the foodchain and mildly panicking at not knowing that cows were predators all along and imagining what kind of animals they hunted

1) ur the best 2) this is a very hard choice

i get along better with pitties in general but like, if a weenie comes up to me asking for pets, i’m not gonna say no, u feel? i’m gonna stick my face in the belly and snuggle the face until they bite me

also we had this pit at my old work who i swear to god had like a five foot vertical leap that she used solely to get over the play area barrier, which i both admire and greatly fear because any creature with that much zest for life could possibly make me neurotypical just by her mere presence