this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

haters will draw a hot bath for you only to begin slicing carrots into it