Guster

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

So like. In Brazilian Portuguese we call it fur, not body hair, and so sometimes I catch myself calling it fur in English too and I have to stop and remind myself that this semantic human-animal division is so important in English that the people who identify with animals are literally called furries.

it is kinda lame though sorry. Like maybe you have body hair. Dweeb. I have fur.

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

Just shoot a genesis device at it lol

anyone know where i can buy booty shorts that read "i break for turtles"

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama