i'll see you when the sun sets

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you'll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

Aliens trying to cure the Clinical Depression of Humans aboard their ships by theorising Earth-Specific enrichment activites...

I feel like it might work tho

Pretty sure op is a fetish blog but yeah this is me around rice i love that shit so much its unreal

avarice, insolence, decadence, lunacy, vanity, conceit, hysteria, envy, malice, rage would be good goth girl names

Hey bestie. You said earlier that my outfit was totally on brand without even asking what vibe I was going for. Before you are three moodboards from pinterest dot com. You must select the mood board that most closely captures my summer aesthetic or I will shoot you dead. You have five minutes.