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TV MEMES: True Blood (season 1) quotes 🩸🦇👄 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them etc.
Trigger/Content Warnings: blood references, drug use, sex references.
“Aren't you gonna tell me to be careful?” “Oh my God. You are a gigantic parody of yourself and you don't even know it.” “I'm an organic vegan and my carbon footprint is miniscule.” “Hundreds of years old and you're still a terrible liar!” “Guilt is a useless emotion. Or so I've heard.” “Wow. This place is even more depressing than I thought it'd be.” “I'm not the killer, I swear. I'm a shapeshifter.” “Why didn't you tell me you were going out with [ name ]?” “I know I've done it four other times, but it never gets old.” “I told you. It's better than sex.” “I'm sorry to break it to you, baby but you are not my only source for a good time.” “Take a break. It'll do you some good.” “If you wanna torture anyone, torture me!” “Withholding is tantamount to lying, and I can't have that in our relationship.” “Oh my god! You are still high.” “You want to drink the blood they collected?” “Well, I hate to break it to you but you're not even the most fucked up person in this house much less this town.” “Life is just getting too weird too fast.” “But you're not like them. You're better than they'll ever be.” “He's all charm and smiles in the beginning. But the second he gets tired of you, he gonna stop calling.” “I am not psychic!” “It keeps you alive, but it will bore you to death.” “Tell me, do you enjoy living halfway up his backside the way you do?” “Did he ask you to do it buck naked?” “It's like watching Animal Planet, yeah? Any second she's gonna bite his head off.” “Well, don't get too comfortable. It tends to get more authentic as the night wears on.” “They sleep, just not at night.” “Can I ask you a personal question?” “I tried to apologise for that but you wouldn't let me.” “I'm too damn pretty to go to prison.” “You don't wanna be on my bad side.” “Jesus Christ! I want to lick your mind.” “You left me alone with no promise to come back!” “You know, I was sitting in that jail, I just kept thinking about all the stupid stuff I've done.” “We honour Gaea, and seek the deepest relationship to her.” “Every time I get a night off my babysitter falls through on me.” “Baby, you're sweet but you've gotta mellow out.” “They don't understand man. None of 'em will ever understand. You stay sharp, brother.” “Remind me why I hired you again.” “We started most of the myths about ourselves many centuries ago.” “Relax, this is not drugs, this is just a Valium.” “I can kill anybody I want and there's an awful lot of people I'd like to kill.” “He didn't show up tonight, he's not coming back.” “So I guess you've killed a lot of people.” “You need to let people see the real you. 'Cause you're kind and brave. There's nothin there not to love.” “Well, I'm sorry, [ name ], but it is against bank policy to extend a loan for an exorcism.” “So, who's good to eat around here?” “I think I lost the upper hand in the relationship.” “I find myself doubting whether you were ever truly human.” “You are way too good for him. You know that, right?” “He doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything and he doesn't give a shit.” “[ name ], you don't need any help lookin' like a fool.” “I'd do anything for you.” “I'm surrounded by assholes and morons!” “Are you sure? She's been glamoured one too many times already. Who's knows how much of her is left.” “What I am is telepathic. I can hear people's thoughts.” “Not every detail of everyone's personal life is your business, okay?” “Well, I didn't mean to hurt you. You gotta know that.” “I take it by your being here, there was no way around it then?” “No more rules… I'm a vampire!” “I thought you liked not knowing what I'm thinking.” “Vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I prefer to be in it with you.” “So, we can never sleep beside each other?” “Toss it. [ name ] don't need no bad juju cooking.” “Nothin' says I'm sorry like a tuna cheese cassarole.” “You might say that I'm lactose intolerant.” “There's no help for you, child” “Why am I the only person in this world that doesn't think that vampires are monsters?” “Actually, I'm the oldest person here.”
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If you see Sypha gushing about their daughter a lot, don't mind them. They're just a proud parent, is all--

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@vernades sent a message for akiko: [ 09. ] a tent in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear anything.
they're no stranger to long days of travel, especially not when it comes to proper journeys like this. they only ever pay to be taken somewhere if time is truly of the essence, or if they have no other option. thankfully, while the matter the duo has been pursuing is urgent, it's likely been wiser to travel on foot, lest they drag an unwilling and innocent bystander into a skirmish with the forces of hell while on the road.
it's what's led them here; in a shared tent, at one of many temporary stops on their way. the proximity isn't what makes the evening feel different; they've been traveling together for weeks, after all, it wouldn't make sense for the prospect of seeing one another so vulnerable to start being a problem now. it's the ability to relax and lower their guard, the reprieve from the exhaustion lingering in their bones, the ability to get off their feet after a long day, that truly makes them realize...
they're grateful to have sypha here.
... no, that's not quite it. they are grateful, of course, but that descriptor doesn't satisfy the unknown feeling in their chest. in the low light of the setting evening sun from outside, they look breathtaking, though akiko isn't entirely certain of whether they'd ever vocalize such a thought.
wait, what the hell ?
it's strange. mid-conversation, whilst recounting the day's events, discussing their progress towards their destination, akiko realizes they're hardly hearing the words sypha is saying. they're listening, of course, but they find themselves more transfixed on... the way their face looks as they speak, the way their eyes scan the map to determine which route to take the next day, the way their gaze rises to meet akiko's to confirm they're on the same page.
... their own question is simply one of what to do with this feeling.
( go out on a limb. show them you trust them. )
" i— " akiko clears their throat, closing their eyes for just a moment, even if one is covered by the usual patch. " there's something i need to ask you. " here goes nothing, they suppose. " if you were to learn that i was... hiding something from you, would you trust that i have my reasons ? " it's a question that has the sleuth's heart racing. not out of embarrassment, but out of shame; they really should have come clean about their... affliction sooner than later.
though, it begs the question, how does one calmly bring up the fact that they're harboring the corpse of a demon ? that it still lingers beneath the skin, despite its dormancy ? that even akiko themselves isn't certain of what it can truly do, for better or for worse ? that, in the worst case scenario, they aren't even certain of whether they can trust themselves, let alone whether they're worthy of anyone else's—
" i... you know, it's probably for the best if i simply show you. "
with a deep breath, they bring their hand up to their face, remove their glasses, and hook their thumb beneath their eye patch. " just— promise me you won't freak out on me, alright ? i think i'm already internally doing that enough for the both of us. " maybe a joke at their own expense will lessen the tension in the air, or that in their chest. once they steel themselves, they lift the fabric... and open their eyes. their right eye is fully crimson, anything resembling an iris hardly able to be discerned from the rest of the sclera. a permanent tie to the hellish matter that calls their body home.
it's somewhat surreal, seeing them with full clarity for the first time, even if they're scared shitless. " i- i'm more than happy to answer any questions you might have. but first, i want to assure you, i'm... " akiko sighs to themselves, practically forcing themselves to maintain eye contact at this point. " i'm not a threat. to you or anyone else. this doesn't change that. "
It's one of those days when I think a ship with a height difference would be neat because Syfs is tiny and would use their partner as a vantage point/springboard--
When you're in a "floofy 80's bangs" competition in this is your opponent--

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She and Jalon were grateful for the help. The construct sentinels were a pain in the ass to deal with, and it was better to have an extra set of hands than to go it alone. They should have brought a third with them, but hindsight and all that...
"Thanks for the help." Maren smiled at them as Jalon went to pilfer through the downed constructs to see if there were parts in them Bellara could use. The woman gave them a list of things to look out for and they intended to get what she needed.
"I'm Rook, and this is Jalon. You?" She held out a hand to them for a shake.
The stench of ozone from the lightning Sypha wielded evaporated like dew beneath the morning sun, the scorched air dissipating despite the stagnant space. Sypha passively watched as Jalon looted the felled enemies, unconcerned; they had no use for the trinkets, if there were any, and their lifestyle simply demanded that they travel light.
"Of course," Sypha replied with a slight smile from beneath the shadow of their hood, quickly shaking the woman's hand. And yet, it was Jalon's title that caused them to straighten with interest. They'd heard of that title; perhaps not as exalted as the Inquisitor had been a decade ago, yet...
"Hang on... Rook? Wait--are you both with the Veilguard? I think I've heard about you, unless... I'm mistaken?"
I'll say it until I'm dead: hammam date. Consider it...
The Nasrides Palaces in the Alhambra 😍
Absolutely breathtaking.
Anyway, ASOIAF AU summary since I can't seem to find the original post (if it even existed in the first place), so here we go:
Born in the Free City of Braavos, Sypha was the child of a Braavosi bookkeeper, Faranda, to the Iron Bank and a Sandy Dorishwoman, Aida, from Sunspear; they lived an ordinary but complacent life within the streets of Braavos. The family were ordinary people with ordinary lives, free enough for their modest social status. As a child, Sypha was a rambunctious tomboy who tended to befriend orphans who lived on the street, learning how to be quick on their feet and acrobatic, sometimes receiving lessons from the mummers who came through to entertain the peasantry. Learned enough to read and write, they knew a decent amount of mathematics from their father when they were still a child. However, disaster struck when a transaction went sour and their parents were butchered by hired swords of an incised magister who felt that Feranda had double-crossed him, and put Sypha's family to the sword. Sypha, being swift and nimble, managed to escape their own death by breaking into a home and laying low, only to discover it was the residence of a Red Priest named Janos. When Sypha told him their plight in a panic, Janos took pity in them and believed it to be an omen from R'hllor. Taking them to a red temple, Sypha entered the priesthood and avoided a grim fate by being literate. Taking note of their acrobatic abilities, Sypha was occasionally given to the Fiery Hand to train and even picked up minor Pyromancy from their readings. By adulthood, Sypha became known as a fully-fledged Red Priest known as Pyrehand--able to super-heat their hands to scald enemies or heat metal to deadly effect--often utilized as a guard to protect Red Priests who preached in the Free Cities and beyond to Westeros of the glory of the Lord of Light.
The reaction was, as they had expected, a bit shocking. And a little funny. “Well--yes, seeing as that’s a massive cliffside right in front of you.” They had followed behind through the mirror, hands clasped behind themselves. “Nor is it Thedas. Everyone thinks that at first, but this place... is a bit more complicated than that.”
Nels hopped down the steps with an exaggerated flourish and an arm waving to call attention to the converging point on a statue in the middle. Elven in design, much like the rest of the architecture, though on the other end of the gap was likely more shocking.
Woodlands, trees, Nels had to imagine also the colors that Bellara had described coming off in mists only to be sharply contrasted by the mixture of Nevarran and Tevinter architecture nearby. “It’s not the real world, but it’s not the Fade either. Best we’ve been able to make out is that it’s the meeting place of all the Eluvian’s across the whole continent and the memories of their locations have spilled over to this place. It seems to be called the Crossroads.”
It probably would’ve been a bit more impressive if the veins and tendrils of blight weren’t throbbing so wet on the walls. Nels couldn’t help the face they had to make.
“... It won’t come any farther than that, but it’s the main reason why you can’t wander too far here. That one’s there blocking something--” To that they pointed at the blight patch. “But the infection gets worse the farther you go in. I’ve already found my fair share of clots.”
Startled by the sudden precipice, a burst of flame emitted from their soles and propelled them a few feet backwards, landing solidly like a cat scrambling to avoid such a fall. The ground scorched slightly when they landed, but Sypha peered to frown at that cliffside as if it were a sapient person flashing a shit-eating grin at their trepidation. Religious fear, superstition--surely, they weren't mistaken for being reasonably wary of a realm infamous for being unpredictable and dangerous.
It was a little funny, but Sypha had been grateful that they'd never really entered the Fade much. All living beings did when they dreamed, but it was intensely different from being physically present as they were now. And, of course, mages tapped into the Fade when they used magic, but Sypha was almost grateful that they kept their skillset constrained to combat and largely avoided the more dangerous side of magic.
Recollections of their mother's lessons trickled back within their mind, yet some were divided or fragmented compared to others. Aisha had entered Uthenara before the Veil had been erected by the Dread Wolf, and only awoke long after where her disconnection to the Fade meant she lived out her days as a mortal elf, however long it had been before. Even she had scrambled to make sense of the age of man Thedas had entered.
"I don't suppose this iteration of the Blight is worse than what's present in Thedas, is it?" Of which, Sypha's solution tended to be rather straightforward: brutal annihilation, a blaze to combat the disease. "The Fade must act like a fuel source, if it does. I can't imagine even my methods would work, if true."

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With that in mind, surely a valid form of worship to the Darkmoon would be eliminating the Church of the Deep, no?