moved to @lilacada

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

g

garlic bed

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

This is 100% how anxiety works

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

less than three. 

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

can they just let sega do a mario game already or at least a mario and sonic crossover thats like actually like a mario or sonic game (and not like the olympic games thing). first the remix of bowser’s road they did and now this, they are going to kill me

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

not to be any more of a burden than i already am but “peanus butter”

anyway over 400 people are dead in Sierra Leone and hundreds are missing by a horrific mudslide and it really sucks how it’s not being talked about just because it’s not a western country. helpers can donate to Save the Children’s Sierra Leone Mudslide Relieft Fund. It’s okay if you can’t donate, not everyone has it like that. but it doesn’t hurt to spread the world about this heartbreaking tragedy that is happening in a 3rd world country. 

no i dont eat ass. i play minecraft and look at pictures of monkeys and apes. i am not an ass eater. i have not eaten an ass.

this is a speech that the first gamer president will have to make in 2046 following some shocking tabloid allegations