Sidophonem

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

This websites hatemail game is insane

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance